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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.Justin Halpern
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Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?... Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.Justin Halpern
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That woman was sexy.. .. Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.Justin Halpern
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Who's going to take care of it? You?... Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don't know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it's an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn't for them. -DadJustin Halpern
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If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckupJustin Halpern
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Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.Justin Halpern
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You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.Justin Halpern